To the few people that actually look at my tumblr, none of this will be anything groundbreaking, but it’s still a fun read and should be reblogged until every person with an internet connection reads it. Click on the wheel to read the entire article.


nervousacid:

Abner and Harper Willis are a pair of brothers who front “the New York City-based indie rock band” Two Lights. Their idea of success includes scoring a worthless “VIP pass” for an unnamed British pop star and then being surprised when the backstage room didn’t look like a P. Diddy White Party, a review in a third-tier NYC free magazine that meaninglessly describes their music as having “the magical power to obliterate wintery thoughts,” and hiring “a manager who’s helped break artists like Blur and the Smashing Pumpkins” — which is code that anyone familiar with the music industry can easily decipher as: “Our manager did some shit at Virgin Records in the ’90s.”…..

To the few people that actually look at my tumblr, none of this will be anything groundbreaking, but it’s still a fun read and should be reblogged until every person with an internet connection reads it. Click on the wheel to read the entire article.

nervousacid:

Abner and Harper Willis are a pair of brothers who front “the New York City-based indie rock band” Two Lights. Their idea of success includes scoring a worthless “VIP pass” for an unnamed British pop star and then being surprised when the backstage room didn’t look like a P. Diddy White Party, a review in a third-tier NYC free magazine that meaninglessly describes their music as having “the magical power to obliterate wintery thoughts,” and hiring “a manager who’s helped break artists like Blur and the Smashing Pumpkins” — which is code that anyone familiar with the music industry can easily decipher as: “Our manager did some shit at Virgin Records in the ’90s.”…..

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  2. qualityxflife reblogged this from nervousacid and added:
    anything groundbreaking,
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  4. thedropsonde reblogged this from nervousacid and added:
    I don’t think that anyone’s come up with a more salient critique of these two tools. Well done, sir. How badly do you...
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  6. yesyesyesthisthisthis reblogged this from missbhavens and added:
    Money quote: “You do with what you have, and it’s amazing how the creativity will come”
  7. oldgravesdiggingthenew reblogged this from abloodymess and added:
    AAAAAAAHHH, FUCK YOU. Man, I’ve never hated a band so much after reading about them first. I listened to the music, it’s...
  8. panemandcircenses said: About as much as my student loans.
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  11. somethingforallofus reblogged this from nervousacid and added:
    Another solid essay from one of my favorite writers.
  12. flecton reblogged this from abloodymess and added:
    fight this generation!
  13. jrichmanesq said: it’s been fun watching these fools get torn to pieces across the internet over the last day, but a little bit of me just feels sad for them and their misguided dreams
  14. hugglesworth reblogged this from abloodymess and added:
    “pro-tip: going on tour is like practice that pays you”